I know a lot of you saw Part I and thought some of his stuff was funny, so I decided that their had to be a Part: II. As I stated before, some of you may not like it, some of the stuff he says is what he feels. If you have a problem with it, hit me up in the comment section or on Facebook and we can work this out; seriously, it shouldn’t go that far, because we are all adults. It’s all in fun. There is a Part: III, but it’s mostly screenshots of what he said, that will also be posted today. As promised:
Words of Wisdom By Sheezy, Part II.
- Women are angels and when someone breaks their wings, they continue to fly…..on a broomstick. They’re flexible that way.
- Dear GOD, would you please take Justin Bieber and 2Chainz and send Tupac and The Notorious B.I.G. back please? Sincerely, the one you took all that extra time making, Real Nigga Sheezy.
- I think this lady’s breath gave me Parkinson’s…..:( Y’all pray for me……
- This gotdamn Miss Universe pagent is obviously rigged. The winner is always from earth……every single time.
- Wile E. Coyote’s Customer Service Call: Hello, Acme? Me Again, Wile. I’m gonna need 2 Rockets this time and roller skates.. Yeah and a sign with the word YIKES on it. Na, I still haven’t caught his ol’ ass yet. Awready Foo.
- Drake likes brushing his tongue because he can kinda gag himself with the toothbrush a little bit…Because he’s gay.
- Friend: Rumor has it he’s still trying to get over being left out of Broke Back Mountain, thats what THEY say lol Sheezy: He did show up to those auditions and he asked if they could redo the love scene… 8 times….
I wonder if that bitch ever moved out of Ludacris’s way…
- If the government is shut down, I don’t have to worry about having taxes taken out my check right? Right?!
- Why they made all these new hundreds? Because I got all the old ones…LOL…Half of y’all got borderline mad…Be walking around this mf looking like the Crypt Keeper…
- Shout-out to the niggas that come into the gym to check on memberships, try to talk slick disrespectful to you because a nigga is clocked in…Then act like a mf victim when you give it back to them…Talking about I don’t need no trainer to look @ what I’m eating and shit… (in a condescending tone). So I said well, SOMEBODY needs to watch what you’re eating because you don’t appear to be in peak physical form. Real shit. (straight face). After that, all I got was gotdamn awkward silence and stuttering…Might have a complaint on Monday!
- Don’t nobody GAF about your Facebook, delete that hoe then…..attention starved, like-thirsty ass.
- If you ain’t got shit, you can feel free to keep your opinion about anything over THIS way. I’m saying WTF are you going to tell me? Only time I go backwards is when I’m driving or doing the moonwalk….Roll Tide
As I stated in Part I, it’s all for laughs. My homie didn’t ask me to do this, I took it upon myself, because I think a lot of what he says is funny. If you don’t like it, who cares. Ain’t nobody in this bitch getting a check from any of this.